Man Fakes Death to Get Out of Verizon Contract

"Fed up with dropped calls and a string of defective cellphones, Corey Taylor said he became irate when he learned he'd have to pay $175 to get out of his long-term contract with Verizon Wireless. So he resorted to a rather extreme measure. He FAKED HIS OWN DEATH," according to The Washington Post. But even that didn't work.