New iPod Goggles Boost Video, Attract Chicks

The catalog ThinkGeek is selling $199 iPOD VIDEO GOGGLES, which make iPod TV shows, movies and videos look like they're playing on a 24 inch TV. You plug them directly into the iPod.

Apple iPod nano Spy Pics Leaked

I told you August 19 that the next Apple iPod nano would be short and fat, with a wide, horizontal screen. Now 9to5Mac is showing LEAKED SPY SHOTS it claims is the real deal.

(props to Engadget)

Steve Wozniak Clocked At 104 MPH... In Prius!

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak was given a $700 ticket in California for going 104 mile per hour in his TOYOTA PRIUS.

Woz Not NOT Dating Kathy Griffin, Either

I told you August 16 that "Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is reportedly dating comedian Kathy Griffin." Today, a WIRED News blog post linked to a Page Six piece saying the two have never met (under a headline that says "Apple Co-Founder 'Not' Hooked Up With Comedienne"). As a result, blogs are reporting that the rumor was false. But the Page Six item says otherwise. True, they have never met. But Woz has asked her on a date (in his own dorky manner), and the "unlikely pair are now trying to schedule a first date on which Wozniak will help [Griffin] 'figure out her iPhone.'"

Next Nano to Sport Wide Screen - Report

9to5Mac says a manufacturing source in China has confirmed earlier rumors that the next generation Apple iPod Nano will feature a HORIZONTAL WIDE SCREEN that takes up half the Nano's surface area. It will be short and fat, rather than tall and thin like the current Nano.

Church 'Bribes' Attendees With iPhone, MP3s

A church in Florida is "bribing" -- that's what they call it -- people to come to their services by giving away a JESUS PHONE. Each new attendee will be given a $15 iTunes gift card and will be eligible to win a free Apple iPhone.

Fake iPhone Ad Features Real $4,190 AT&T Bill

An iPhone owner named Pierre created a fake iPhone commercial showing his REAL $4190.76 iPHONE BILL from AT&T.

(props to Consumerist)

AT&T Neuters BlackBerry GPS for iPhone?

BlackBerry Cool reports that AT&T forced RIM to limit GPS software on the device to TeleNav for its forthcoming 8820 BlackBerry, according to a source inside AT&T. Why? So the device isn't better than the Apple iPhone. This rumor REEKS of bogusness to The Raw Feed. First, AT&T still competes with other carriers for lucrative BlackBerry business. Second, no self-respecting Apple fanboy is going to say, "gosh, the iPhone is really awesome, but that BlackBerry runs several GPS applications -- I guess I'll buy that instead." The 8820 will probably be limited to TeleNav, but for the same reasons previous CrackBerries were so limited (whatever those are).

(props to BlackBerry Cool)

Steve Wozniak Dating Comedian Kathy Griffin

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is reportedly DATING comedian Kathy Griffin.

Welcome to the Amazing iPhone Freak Show!

Step right up, folks! See AMAZING WONDERS OF THE iPHONE WORLD! Prepare to be amazed, ladies and gentlemen, when you see the Lobster-Thumb Boy; World's Fattest Phone Bill; the Elastic iPhone; the Missing Link; the World's Fastest iPhone; The Amazing Hall of Mirrors iPhone; and much more!

iPhone Owners Compete for Biggest AT&T Bill!

It's on!! I told you Saturday about an Ars Technica report that some iPhone user got an AT&T bill of more than 100 pages. Now, Justine Ezarik, who runs the Tasty Blog Snack blog videotapes herself opening her bill, which came in a box and totaled more than 300 PAGES. Can anyone top that?

First-Ever Wahhabist Music Vid Slams MacBook

A Saudi Arabian music video, the first-ever touting Wahhabism (the radical strain of Sunni Islam driving global suicide bombing and terrorism) uses an Apple MacBook as a SYMBOL OF NON-ISLAMIC LIVING. The childishly moralistic video shows a young Saudi gone astray. We know this because he uses his MacBook instead of praying in the office. He pops wheelies on his motorcycle. He even talks to a woman! As a result, his life is miserable. Then he's injured in an accident, and decides to be a good Muslim and not use his MacBook so much. Then all his problems are solved.