The best and only digital camera for digital nomads

I've got a common-sense list of 8 criteria for an acceptable digital nomad camera. Until this month, no camera met all requirements. But when the $400 Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS1 shipped this month, all criteria were suddenly met. I've bought and tested the camera, and can now recommend it highly — very highly — to all you digital nomads out there.