'Black Hole' Atom Smasher Network Hacked

A hacking group called the Greek Security Team has reportedly INFILTRATED THE NETWORK OF THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER (LHC) and defaced a web page. Researchers say the hack never compromised the experimental or operational parts of the system. The LHC gained famed last week as panic spread that firing the machine up would create a black hole that would swallow the Earth (even though the particle-smashing phase hasn't begun yet).