A Buddhist Cell Phone Hits: One With Everything

I told you about the Muslim cell phone in September of 2005 and the Jewish wristwatch in August of 2005. Now, the Buddhists have their own phone, and this may be the most stylish yet. The phone is apparently a customized Nokia N70, and has been sighted in China. Every square inch of the phone has been decorated with BUDDHIST AESTHETICS, and it even has Buddhist software customization and ringtones. Want to get one for yourself? Ha! The phone is real but the self is a delusion! Be careful in China -- the government will crack your head for even thinking about Buddhism. I want one!