AT&T Buys "Surface" -- Won't Advertise iPhones

AT&T and Microsoft announced today that Surface computers will be used to market eight different phones, but -- SHOCK! -- not the Apple iPhone. The company will allow customers to place a phone on the screen, then use their fingers to DRAG-AND-DROP RINGTONES AND GRAPHICS onto the phone. They'll also be used to let people interactively explore the features of phones. Surface is the first commercially available full-size next-generation computer (the Apple iPhone was the first overall). Whoever is first to send me a picture of a Surface "blue screen of death" wins a prize.