D.C. Hands Out Defective Chinese Condoms

100,000 of Chinese-made condoms distributed by the city of Washington, D.C., have been returned because their packaging falls apart and expiration dates are unreadable. The rest of the 1 million DEFECTIVE CONDOMS were not returned and may still be used. The city has now switched to condoms made in India and Japan. Meanwhile, if you want effective protection against STDs and pregnancy, you might be better off with Chinese Viagra.