Baby Grand 'Piano' Packs Ultimate D.J. System

Gardner Post is now selling its Baby Grand Master "piano" -- a baby grand jammed with a complete DVD-based DJ kit, including MASSIVE SPEAKERS. The system packs Dual Pioneer DVJ-X1 DVD Players, a Edirol V-4 Video Mixer, 3 Marshal LCD Monitors, Allen and Heath Xone 92 Audio Mixer, Dual 15" Subwoofers, and 18" Subwoofer, a 12" Subwoofer, 3 Bullet Tweeters and an AB 1100 Watt Power Amplifier. It's total overkill, even for pro D.J.s. I want one.