Man Banned From Terror Sites, Blows Up Self

A man was told by the owners of a Casablanca, Morrocco, cybercafe that he was not allowed to surf terrorism sites, so he BLEW HIMSELF UP with the explosives strapped to his body. Officials believe that the man, as well as another would-be suicide bomber who was injured in the blast, were on their way to suicide bomb something else, and stopped by the cybercafe for some last minute pointers and inspiration. People, this is why they invented the Darwin Awards.