Gangsta Mickey Doll Hits; Punk Mickey Coming

After years of neglect by its parent company, Mickey Mouse has apparently joined a gang -- specifically the Salvadoran gang Mara-13, from the looks of Mickey's new colors. Disney is partnering with Tomy in Japan to market a Mickey Mouse doll in Japan sporting full GANG-BANGER REGALIA, including doo-rag, tilted cap and neck ice. Are accessory crack pipes and guns sold separately? Will a bee-atch version of Minnie Mouse come out so Mickey has a ho to slap around? No word yet from Disney. The partnership also plans Punk Rock Mickey and Surfer Mickey.