Worst USB Gadget Yet: Air Conditioned Shirt

Just in time for summer, Japan stands ready to supply us with new USB products that combine idiocy and genius at once. Behold, the USB-powered AIR-CONDITIONED SHIRT! Invented by former Sony technician Kouzi Ichigaya, it works via two fans in the back that suck in fresh air and puff your shirt up with your own personal breeze. A control on the USB cable lets you adjust fan speed. During a power failure, you can use your laptop to stay cool. When that fails, two AA batteries will work as well. (props to Gizmodo, GadgetSpy and New Launches -- and megaprops to Japan: You've done it again!)