Shaolin Monks Use Internet, Cell Phones, IM

China's Shaolin monks, counter to their reputation as secluded ascetics who deny themselves the comforts and trappings of modern life, surf the Internet, yak away on cell phones and sit around CHATTING WITH THEIR BUDDIES ON IM. Theoretically, they could even use their internet connections to watch COOL AMERICAN TV CLASSICS. (props to textually.org)