Next Prius to Get 113 Miles Per Gallon

Toyota engineers are reportedly working on a next-generation gas-electric hybrid Prius that will get a whopping 113 MILES PER GALLON. The new car, which may be released within two years, will stay in "stealth mode" (i.e. all-electric mode) all the time at low speeds, and use the gas engine only for higher speeds. The car will also go faster. I want one.