James Bond to Drive Ford In Lame New Movie
I reported September 17 that the next James Bond movie, Casino Royale, will contain NO GADGETS. Apparently that's not repulsive enough for the producers, so now they've announced that, although the Bond Girls will be fully dressed, Daniel Craig, who will play Bond, will get NAKED. And the piece de resistance: Instead of driving only a pimped out Aston Martin, Bond will also drive a FORD! Why would the studio commit such an act of violence against the Bond legacy? Why else? Ford is paying them $24 million to include the car. It's just as well, as Craig only knows how to drive an automatic transmission anyway. (No wonder Bond fans are organizing a BOYCOTT.)
8:09 AM * PERMALINK * 5 comments
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Ew. I hope the Ford at least blows up in the movie. If it doesn't do it because of a plan, it will of its own free will.
From Pirce Brosnan to Daniel
it's like from Horse to Donkey,
like Aston to Ford....now it makes sence...or does it?!
Ummmm ur a faggot cus i just saw the movie and it has like 2 seconds of that ford cus the New austin Martin DBS is in it and its amazing plus they have an older verson of the ausin marton
agreed. faggot.
Hands down the best Bond ever with the best cars ever. Both Austons were awesome! If you want to see computer gadgets and fake stunts go see a go rent a cartoon or worse yet a MI movie.
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