MP3 Breast Implants Proposed

Ian Pearson, an analyst with BT Laboratories, is proposing an MP3 system that would be embedded in BREAST IMPLANTS -- electronics in one implant and storage in the other, connected to each other and headphones via Bluetooth. Pearson says that, rather than just sitting there as decorations, breasts should "do something USEFUL" (One might say the same thing about some boobs in Washington, D.C.) Folks, there are volumes of jokes I could insert here involving stereo speakers, where to install the iPod scroll wheel, number of songs, etc., but I'm going to do you a favor and just refrain.