News of 10th Planet Forced By Hacker

CalTech planetary scientist Michael Brown had discovered two years ago -- but was withholding news of that discovery -- a tenth planet in our solar system (which, given its similarities to Pluto and skewed orbit, obviously should be called the planet Goofy). He was forced last week, however, to quickly arrange a press conference for Friday when he found out that a hacker had CRACKED what the press is calling a "secure" web site that contained information about the discovery.